Graphic Tees

The goal with BLUE BOLT™ is to broadcast a message with clarity, color & cleverness.
We offer an array of designs that are just all-around classy, clever and (sometimes) edgy. Offering new designs from time to time, on soft-to-the-touch Bella Canvas & Next Level garments to help hammer home a concept, promote discussion or just look cool when you're out & about.
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"You Serious, Clark?"
$20.00Relive the childlike inquiry of Cousin Eddie's famous line, just remember to hurry up and get to bed before Santa comes. Red, Black Heather and Heather Green Grass are printed on soft Bella Canvas...$20.00 -
"Hallelujah, Holy Sh*t, Where's the Tylenol"
$20.00Inject a dose of festive hilarity into your wardrobe with this dousy. Wear it with a grin and spread the joy, because when the holiday stress hits, sometimes all you need is a good laugh and a little...$20.00 -
"Sh*tter was Full"
$20.00Embrace the irreverent humor of Cousin Eddie this holiday season with our "Sh*tter was Full" shirt. Wear it with a wink and a smile, and let the world know that you're ready to bring a little...$20.00 -
Is your House on Fire, Clark? - Aunt Bethany and Christmas Vacation movie quotes, Cute Christmas shirts, Comfort Colors Chevy Chase, Cousin Eddie.
$22.00Classic Christmas movie shirts, this vintage 'Is Your House on Fire, Clark?' shirt is a must ahve for any Christmas Vacation movie fan. Aunt Bethany captures the whimsical spirit of the film with one...$22.00 -
"Can I Refill your Eggnog for you?"
$20.00Bringing that Christmas sprit. THE FITTrue-to-fit. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than normal.SPECS“Printed on Bella Canvas crew neck in Heather Natural, and...$20.00 -
Save the Neck for me, Clark - Cousin Eddie shirts, Funny Christmas movies, Christmas Vacation movie, cute Christmas shirts, Comfort Colors
$22.00Show off your love for the classic "carving of the Turkey" scene in the iconic Christmas Vacation movie. "I told you we put it in too early....Oh, it's just a little dry" SPECSPrinted on Comfort...$22.00 -
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"I Did a Thing - Jefferson" Unisex Tee
Now: $8.00Was: $20.00THE STORYCelebrate a historic moment with a humorous twist in our "I Did a Thing: Thomas Jefferson and the Louisiana Purchase" shirt. Perfect for history buffs and those who appreciate clever...Now: $8.00Was: $20.00 -
Texas Legends - "Victory or Death" Unisex Tee
$20.00THE STORYLegends of the Republic collection Travis's immortal words to Houston and all the people of Texas as he faces down 2,200 Mexican troops and his destiny. THE FITTrue-to-fit. If you prefer a...$20.00 -
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"Oregon Trail, You Have Died" Calamities Unisex T-shirt
Now: $9.00Was: $20.00THE STORY Bring back the nostalgia of the Elementary computer lab with this design... I mean it was always dysentery. THE FITTrue-to-fit. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend ordering one size...Now: $9.00Was: $20.00 -
"Texas Forever" Texas Legends Series Unisex Tee
$20.00THE STORY Part of the Legends of the Republic Series coined from Friday Night Lights, After all, Texas HS Football IS Legendary. THE FIT True-to-fit. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend ord$20.00 -
"Well Behaved Women" Unisex Tee
$20.00THE STORY Whether coined by a first lady or a 1970's journalist, this sentiment pays homage to the epic women of history with a clear and unapologetic statement with a message inside of a message...$20.00 -
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"Uh-Oh - Custer" Unisex Tee
Now: $9.00Was: $20.00THE STORYEmbrace a humorous perspective on a well-known historical event with our "Uh Oh, George Custer" shirt. This unique design is perfect for those who appreciate history and a good laugh...Now: $9.00Was: $20.00