Humor
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"The Floor is lava." - Pompeii AD 79
$19.00We played this as kids. (sometimes we still do!) But it wasn't such a game back in Pompeii in 79 A.D. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping...$19.00 -
"They can't stop all of us" - Area 51 5K Fun Run
$19.50"If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let's see them aliens." • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed$19.50 -
"He who does not work, neither shall he get good grades."
$19.00If Captain John Smith was a teacher. We wholeheartedly agree. Do you? • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center$19.00 -
"Don't Tread on Me"
$19.00It's a warning. We all know what this feels like. If you don't, you don't wanna! A play on the famous American Revolution Gadsden Flag.$19.00 -
Procrastinators of the World Unite!
$19.00So true. I'm mean, why do something today that you can just put off until tomorrow, right?$19.00 -
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"You done messed up, A-A-Ron!" Burr Hamilton Duel
$19.00Vice President Aaron Burr fatally shoots Founding Father and former Secretary of State Alexander Hamilton in a duel at Weehawken, New Jersey... making it even more difficult for Burr to regain any political support. "You done messed up."$19.00 -
"Franklin's Curiosity Shop" - Ben Franklin
MSRP: $22.00$17.50Visit Ben's famous shop for all sorts of fun, inventive, curious items. Kites, lightning rods, weather vanes, stoves, medicines, flags, spectacles, almanacks and other books... You name it, he's got it. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton...MSRP: $22.00$17.50 -
"Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese"
$20.00Sometimes Americans gotta work for their cheddar. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Side-seamed NOTE: These shirts fit true to...$20.00