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"Maddy is my Daddy" Unisex Tee
$19.00Despite his small stature (being the shortest president) Madison played a vital role during the Constitutional Convention with his drafting of the Virginia Plan which outlined the government that we still carry to this day. As the Father of...$19.00 -
"You Serious, Clark?" Unisex Tee
$19.00Relive the childlike inquiry of Cousin Eddie's famous line, just remember to hurry up and get to bed before Santa comes. Red, Black Heather and Heather Green Grass are printed on soft Bella Canvas shirts. 52/48 Airlume combed and...$19.00 -
"Hallelujah, Holy Sh*t, Where's the Tylenol" Unisex Tee
$19.00Inject a dose of festive hilarity into your wardrobe with this dousy. Wear it with a grin and spread the joy, because when the holiday stress hits, sometimes all you need is a good laugh and a little imaginary Tylenol. Red, Black Heather and Heather...$19.00 -
"Sh*tter was Full" - Unisex Tee
$19.00Embrace the irreverent humor of Cousin Eddie this holiday season with our "Sh*tter was Full" shirt. Wear it with a wink and a smile, and let the world know that you're ready to bring a little unexpected joy to the holiday season...just make sure...$19.00 -
"Is your House on Fire, Clark?" Unisex Tee
$19.00Bring a touch of holiday hilarity to your wardrobe with our 'Is Your House on Fire, Clark?' shirt. Aunt Bethany captures the whimsical spirit of the film with one of her most famous lines, making it a perfect choice for fans of the holiday classic or...$19.00 -
"Can I Refill your Eggnog for you?" Unisex Tee
$19.00Spread the cheer and laughter this holiday season with our 'Can I Refill Your Eggnog?' shirt. Crafted from soft, comfortable cotton, this shirt is more than just festive attire—it's a conversation starter. Whether you're a die-hard fan of the...$19.00 -
"That there is an R.V." - Unisex Tee
$19.00Capture the timeless humor and festive nostalgia of Cousin Eddie's proclamation with our exclusive 'That There's an R.V.' shirt! Wear it with pride whenever you want to spread the joy and humor of the Griswold family's misadventures. It's not just a...$19.00 -
"Save the Neck for Me, Clark" - Unisex Tee
$19.00Show off your love for the classic "carving of the Turkey" scene in the iconic Christmas Vacation movie. "I told you we put it in too early....Oh, it's just a little dry" Red and Heather Green Grass are printed on soft Bella Canvas shirts. 52/48...$19.00 -
"I Did a Thing - Jefferson" Unisex Tee
$19.00New Orleans was the goal, but Napoleon makes Monroe & Livingston a deal that President Jefferson simply couldn't pass up. Printed on Bella Canvas Deep Heather Gray 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 4.2 oz.(Ash - 99% Airlume combed and...$19.00 -
"Oregon Trail" Unisex Tee
$19.00THE STORY Bring back the nostalgia of the Elementary computer lab with this design... I mean it was always dysentery. THE FITTrue-to-fit. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than normal.SPECS“Printed on Next...$19.00 -
"Easily Distracted by Maps" Unisex Tee
$19.00Let people know about your cartographic struggle. Bless your heart. Physical, Topographic, Political...you name it, we love it. Printed on Bella Canvas Deep Gray Heather 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 4.2 oz.(Ash - 99% Airlume combed...$19.00 -
"Hammertime" 2-Color Unisex Tee
$20.00We're not sure if Martin Luther wore low-crotch pants or gold chains, but his "lyrics" sure made noise for the Pope. Printed on Next Level Military Green$20.00