Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?
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- Contributor:
- Halcyon Publishing
- Grade Level:
- 4 and up
- Product Type:
- E-book
- File Type:
- ZIP Archive
- Pages:
- 50
- Language:
- English
Description
When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him...
Approximately 11,000 words. For children ages 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!
NOTE: MOBI (Kindle) and EPUB versions are included in the ZIP archive.
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